Chunky Mayonnaise

A fat white boy

Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.

by Chunky Chocolate December 29, 2020

Mayonnaise Cycle

White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful

“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle

by Notificanhandleit January 5, 2021

Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021

The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.

I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!

by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021

Mayonnaise Sandwich

When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo

"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"

by SmashorSmash May 2, 2019

brokeback mayonnaise

Mayonnaise that has expired or is in distaste to one.

Slang for semen.

"Excuse me sir, this Mayonnaise appears to have gone Brokeback."

Wipe off your Brokeback Mayonnaise before I throw up.

by DrJohn May 24, 2006

minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.

I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.

by PSYCHOBITCHER April 11, 2017