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mashed potates

When u do the mashing to the potates
I like to eat mashed potates

Mashed Clitatoes

When your lover pets, licks, or fucks your clitoris so good that you bust your lady nut all over the place. Once your clit is throbbing and exhausted, it is considered mashed clitatoes. Then, turn it into a real feast by having your lover munch on those mashed clitatoes!
"Oh yeah baby give me those mashed clitatoes, you know daddy loves to eat!"
Mashed Clitatoes by guccipotatoes December 11, 2018

maskeosexuality 

sexuality; when one is attracted to masked men or women
“have you seen tank from the specops? he’s so hot”

“i’m definitely maskeo for him”

“he confirmed my maskeosexuality”

Maskdick 

Wearing a mask below your nose, similar to a guy wear his underwear below his dick
Do you see that guy over there? Someone should tell him to pull up his mask because he has maskdick
Maskdick by Boople_snoot July 22, 2020

Mashed girl 

When a woman’s vagina has no structure inside, similar feel to inserting your penis into a bowl of mashed potatoes.
That mashed girl from last night was the worse sex if my life.
Mashed girl by Ethan Solo May 7, 2023

chocolate mashed potatoes 

When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.
Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.