markonus

100% gym junkie who likes to bench women and has a strong pimp hand and pimp thrust. he has a penis of large proportions and to comemorate this, the erect tower of markonus was built in the 21st centuary which is located in brighton and damascus. only have been built in the whole world because of the excess amounts of equipment and laborours used to make it.

we love u markonus...luv natalieus and fredicus

by fredicus and natalieus...look us up April 24, 2005

markoon

the second degree of a mark, which is a punk ass motherfunkin bizatch.

You used to be a mark, but now that you think your sister is hot, you are definitely a markoon.

by Carlos January 14, 2004

markomite

someone who has alot of quality expensive stuff they're always bragging about but doesn't know how to use it

"did you see his board?!? and when he started playing... wow, what a markomite...."

by suzy87 October 20, 2006

markolepsy

when the bartender passes out drunk. Usually this is followed by the bar closing way too early

"This bartender has markolepsy. I keep having to wake him up to get a drink."

by phenomonalwang April 2, 2007

Markolepsy

mahr-kuh-lep-see

A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.

Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”

Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”

Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”

Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”

Mark “zzz”

Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”

by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010

markolepsy

A controlled form of narcolepsy. A sleep disorder that causes frequent daytime sleep attacks in any free moment. Most often occurring after 5 minutes in a moving vehicle, breaks at work. or at a bar with incredibly loud bands playing.

" hey dude wake up, we have a show to play."
"sorry man. you know i have markolepsy."

by twrex408 January 10, 2012

maredo

That unhappy, slightly uncomfortable feeling you get when you're lonely or feeling vulnerable. Usually accompanied by a sense of lowness and a disagreeable feeling in the pit of your stomach.

As he sat by himself in the restaurant he felt the eyes of tables of people feeling sorry for him. He over-ordered, ate too much, and felt even worse - an uncomfortable sense of maredo engulfed him. He was alone in a city he didn't know, with no friends to speak of, and he just wanted to be back home.

by thewonderfulwordsmith September 3, 2013