manajerk

Conjuntion of manager and jerk. Used to define managers that like dick.

Josh is a manajerk.

by paul aner December 23, 2003

Managerial Clomp

You know when the manager is walking down the hall because of the way they "clomp" when they walk

I'm glad I peeped that managerial clomp or I would have got caught marinatin on urban dictionary while paper chasin!!!

by smither614 April 24, 2009

Formica Management

The management fault of appearing outwardly sophisticated, but underneath having the competence and substance of chipboard.

"They're a whacky company to deal with, but they've got Formica management"

Also used as "formica" to define similarly flimsy people, enterprises or governments.

ie "George Bush has a Formica administration"

by T I M April 26, 2007

Assistant Manager

Manager that tells store manager all the siq gossip

Alex is the assistant manager so she snitches on the sales associates

by mwatson615 June 9, 2016

Task manager

The hitman of your computer. Kill those pesky programs that just don't leave.

Person 1: wow, how did you kill skype?
Person 2: I just used my task manager to get rid of it.

by Fr34k August 25, 2019

middle management

A person or persons whose sole reason for existing is to ensure maximum productivity from workers while paying them poverty wages.

American Workers: My productivity has risen 150% since Reagan's inauguration in 1981, but wages only went up 10%. I can't afford a house even if I got 10 years of wages on the spot and even the cost of an ambulance ride could make me homeless.

Middle Management: Too bad so sad. All the value from your productivity went into executive bonuses. Did you know? Bonuses are to be paid to upper management first, and then to workers if there's anything left over (hint: there isn't). That's the definition of a bonus as defined by Reagonomics.

by PortableBacon January 27, 2022

bad vaginal management

a term used to describe a woman who can't decipher what men she should or shouldn't be having sex with. You will often hear women who have bad vaginal management complaining about their kids father's. Often referring to them as deadbeats, losers, etc.

Oh, her baby's daddy won't pay child support? You can't blame anyone but her and her bad vaginal management.

by HassThaGod December 28, 2014