Magnum

A person who buys condoms that are way too big for him.

Person 1: OMG Seth is such a magnum! Did you hear that he bought a box of XL condoms when he barely fits an XS.

Person 2: I know! My pinky is bigger!

by CastielWinchester67 December 30, 2015

Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder

-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum

by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017

Magnum

Magnum is a gun and a ice creme

I like Magnum

by Sejtype420 May 19, 2021

Magnum opioid

The “magnum opus” of cocaine peddling. When you fill a condom with cocaine and store it in your anus.

“Hey man, how will we smuggle this in?”
“Magnum opioid.”

by pumpkaju January 11, 2022

Gold magnum

When you got that girthy and long thingy;) and make the git is get a lil different when they see it.

Damnn you see that, he has a gold magnum

by Yesssssssirrrrr November 12, 2019

White Magnum

The practice of inserting a penis into anus/rectum and ejaculating of another who is about to defecate.

Dean: Do make sure you eat plenty of fibre today

Sally: Why would that be?
Dean: So that when I put my cock in your ass and cum, I can give you a white magnum

by redtiger22 May 26, 2022

Magnum

Typically means a condom beand. But we are using this as a form of short and weak man who sits around playing games all day in his sweaty room.

Digito: man you are being such a magnum today. Go touch some grass.

by Lily0beatr May 26, 2022