Football team in the NCAA residing in Coral Gables, Florida. You can expect at least 10 NCAA infractions per year, and the possibility of a player arrest on any given night. Won 5 National championships, because alumni paid the players. Now a days, you can expect a possible run in the Top 25 rankings, lasting a year or two, until the alumni runs out of cash to pay incoming freshmen. Also, out of all the Canes in the NFL, do not be surprised If at any given time you get a breaking news report on ESPN, lots of them were involved in scandals.
Guy #1: Yo the canes were supposed to start at 8:00 last night, I turned on the Tv at 8:15 theywerent on,, Wtf happened?
Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
by Canes suck December 30, 2011
Get the Miami Hurricanesmug. The best basketball team. If you don't think they're good, then you're probably a lesbian in Greenland and suck on your Grandmothers dick every night.
Dude 1: Whattup dude?
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.
by A Window. September 11, 2012
Get the Miami Heatmug. by Miami Marcus January 30, 2018
Get the Miami Marcusmug. by Wawayeeyee April 15, 2020
Get the Miami Chuckmug. When you line the rim of your butt-hole with iodized and/or pink himalayan salt to be licked off by any and all participating parties.
"I went in the bathroom and saw she had the baby wipes out, and I knew after that the Miami Margarita was an affirmative."
by ResoluteRadio September 1, 2017
Get the Miami Margaritamug. To be politically retarded. The absence of knowledge in economics. To think the government pays for stuff but tax payers don't. A cry baby.
If proceeded by "Dirty" instead of "Miami", it's a rim job while jacking. Also known as a rusty trombone.
If proceeded by "Dirty" instead of "Miami", it's a rim job while jacking. Also known as a rusty trombone.
That chick is such a Miami Nick that I can't stand her. She did give me a dirty nick in the alley though so I gave her 20 bucks.
by Thefreefolk June 26, 2019
Get the Miami Nickmug. I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”
Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)
Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)
by bananaice March 22, 2022
Get the Miami Sobermug.