addiction to lurking

To repeatidly look someone or something up on a website, such as Facebook.

Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant

by fsunoles August 31, 2011

long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.

Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.

by its Ike baby February 11, 2019

chink cuck lurking

when robocuck goes to visit his hometown in the China slums where chatrooms and free speech are made illegal by a suppressing govt, but he logs in and stays for hours without being able to contribute or act tough in chat

robocuck is chink cuck lurking while visiting his folks in china.

by tombstone85 December 8, 2025