New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
by Boxcar Bob February 18, 2014

The Walmart version of Supreme trying to get big slapping their logo on anything they think will sell.
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by The Meme Mistro February 9, 2020

The team based in Los Angeles. First starting in 1883 in Brooklyn and moving to Los Angeles in 1958. Known for players like Sandy Koufax, Pee Wee Reese, Jackie Robinson, Duke Snider and more current players such as Clayton Kershaw and Mookie Betts. They have won 7 world series in 24 pennants, the first in 1955 and the last in 2020. They are also know for their fans, considered very loyal with a average attendance of 3 million fans a year. Also know for the Dodger Dog, a 10 inch hotdog. In the NL west and rivals the San Francisco Giants.
Did you see the baseball game played between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Francisco Giants?
Yes I did
Yes I did
by Cornpy April 20, 2023

When you are out in public and use the restroom, hover over the toilet seat or the floor and take a shit but not pushing hard enough to take a full shit.
Did Kyle tell you what he did when we were at the Marina? Kyle did the Los Angeles Bean Drop while standing on the stall door, honestly it was the most dedicated thing he’s ever done.
by Wheezy P.(WP) July 23, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

If you want to live here, you will not survive without a car. The city is so big and spread out that trying to walk somewhere is like trying to climb Mount Everest without clothes. Also is known for having some of the worst traffic and freeway systems in the country.
Guy 1: "It took me 4 hours to drive 20 miles in Los Angeles, what a terrible city!"
Guy 2: "At least it is not NYC"
Guy 2: "At least it is not NYC"
by Ventura County Resident January 25, 2022

Home to county seat Los Angeles which is the #1 largest city in California and the most populated county in the USA. Has LA and surrounding cities all in Southern California.
by The Irish man 823 March 25, 2023
