Long Island,NY

Not all white jews like everybody might think. we have it all rich neighborhoods poor neighbor hoods and middle class. if u like beaches you will like LI. It does get boring because it is only so big.

I went to school wit thugs nerds jews catholics spanish and asians u can get it all on Long Island,NY

by LIDefender April 19, 2009

Long Island Shoehorn

When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.

I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.

by Warren Piece March 6, 2007

Long Island Slumber Party

Making love in a 7-11 bathroom for free scratchers.

Dude, these chicks came in at 3am and we totally had a Long Island Slumber Party... you're gonna have to clean the coffee maker.

by D.L. Sloth March 8, 2011

long island bitch fit

throwin' a bitch fit typical of those with long island origin

guy 1: yo stunad let me cop your p-set
guy 2: hell no BRRRRRRRRRRR
guy 1: stop throwing a long island bitch fit

by AY from the NJ May 5, 2005

long island clam chowder

The act of leaving your female (or male) sexual partner in a "sticky situation", and while he/she's cleaning it off his/her chest, you douse him/her with a fine feast of brothy vomit. Then you walk out on the bitch/faggot.

My roommate Ryan, from Long Island, totally left some long island clam chowder running down that bitches' torso. He is truly a man amongst men. All Hile Ryan, the Surfer Kid!!!

by DJ Swizzybumfuck April 25, 2005

Long Island Sound

An extremely polluted shit hole of a bay that is in between long island and Connecticut known for the amount of new yorkers who populate the area during the summer. Ifbyou enjoy bodies of water with poo floating in them youre in the correct place.

Person 1: did you swim in long island sound? You smell like shit.
Person 2: yeah...
Person 1: that's really nasty dude.

by Saybrookkid March 14, 2010

Long Island Steamer

the response of an feminist woman, who refuses to be shat upon, to an attempted Boston Steamer (or Boston Pancake): she straps him to the bed and defecates all over his face, causing him to suffocate and die, his corpse buried under a heap of shit.

Don't fuck around with Madeline or she'll plant a Long Island Steamer on you, bi-otch!

by You aint shit, honey! May 25, 2006