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Imperial Lobster

A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt
"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"

"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"

"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"
by Phazan February 18, 2009
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Tucson lobster

n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.
It's spring break in San Diego, let's go bag some Tucson lobsters!
by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010
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Copper Lobster

A copper Lobster is a person that is very cheap. They prefer to waste time to get the best deal and usually still never purchase. AKA a penny Pincher.
Tom asked to split a meal with his dinner date because he wanted to save two dollars. Tom is a copper lobster
by KING COPPER December 9, 2008
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Holiday Lobster

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.
Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!
by Holiday Lobster December 5, 2020
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slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players
Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster
by tyler chapin May 23, 2008
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LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 25, 2010
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muddy lobster

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.
Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster
by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014
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