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least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"
My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.
by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017
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Lena

Hot Albanian name! You need a Lena in your life asap!!! Funniest person known in town and breathtaking when she walks past you
“Lena” is so hot dude
by User123899Ch788 March 21, 2023
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at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).
John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...
by AngryAtom January 20, 2011
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At least you don't have gangrene

'Man, I can't believe I got a D on my algebra test...'

'Hey, at least you don't have gangrene.'
by skittlekitty2227 October 16, 2011
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Doggy on a Leash

Psuedo-sexual relations in the position of traditional "doggy style" except instead of vaginal penetration, the woman puts her hand between her thighs and the man places his penis there instead. Unlike a hand job though, the woman just makes a tight fist, and the man does all the work.

Benefits: For the man, the feeling (with some lubrication) is surprisingly similar and the eye-candy of having sex in doggy style is almost identical. The benefit to the woman is that she can please her horny boyfriend with the moral overhead of a hand job and not have to "go all the way".

This position has also been referred to as Doggy with a Dike. This author is not sure why but presumably originating from a creative lesbian meeting some man's advances half-way.
Dude: Bro, I met this horny born-again chic last night. She didn't let me fuck her, but we did Doggy on a Leash.

Bro: So you just got a hand job then. Whatever

Dude: Try it sometime. I was hittin' that shit like crazy. Couldn't even tell the diff.

Bro: Thats okay, I don't go to Bible study classes to pick up girls.
by JD_from_Athens December 16, 2008
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lena

A color full girl who is very social, and just like vodka mixes well with any thing tasteful.
Dude you have to meet this chick she is totally awesome and so lena but I think she has a boyfriend.
by CD Rios January 17, 2008
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Lena

1. An actually gorgeous girl who I love.
2. A choockhenn.
1. Me: Lena, I love you.
Lena: Yeah, I know.

2. Me: He's fit.
Lena: Yeh, but he's a vegetarian, so he won't get with you if you've just eaten some choockhenn.
by Emilyy=] March 25, 2008
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