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Joe Lemire

A fat, useless, heap of human excrement and also the better(?) half of the (should me deemed) clinically retarded, ass-looks-like-a-bag-of-wet-clothes who can't bare children so she needs to resort to trying to snatch children to fulfill her dreams of being a mom named Aimee (notice the white trash spelling of the name). To be a Joe Lemire, one must not be able to hack it in the Navy and be an absent, dead-beat father who disappeared for 10 years only to return with obsurd threats and demands. If you are a Joe Lemire, you should kill yourself.
"Did you hear about Tommy? He got the boot from the Navy and hasn't seen or paid child support to his kid for over a decade!"
"He is such a Joe Lemire."
by TheNillaInVanilla December 30, 2011
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Lance Lemus

He’s gay and never denies it
Hey look it’s our gay friend lance lemus
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Lepur Table

a group of grotesque people sitting at a table.
omg look at the lepur table over there, they're such double e's
by Z-berg May 19, 2005
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Porch Lemurs

1. The antithesis of porch monkeys
2. A myriad white people on a porch
e.g. On liberty avenue there seemed to be a bunch of porch lemurs about.
by porchlemur1 September 1, 2010
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LeCureux

Damn angela got with a LeCureux
by biovirus570 October 16, 2008
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Lemmur

Lemmur, Lemur, Emma, Emmur
A Lemmur also known as person or persons who enjoy having cum shot into their eye or other sections of their bodies that have holes. This person(s) mainly enjoy being chinese and the cum to be wet and runny.
by CumInMyEyeSam&Emma January 12, 2009
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Lemu

A species that is commonly known for its strange noises and attributes, belonging to that of the family of a Llama and an Emu as a result of an experimental breeding program.
Wow! I hear those Lemu's are pretty tough!
by S-Unit and B-Rad. October 21, 2008
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