Jordon Leech

A poser at skateboarding. He cannot play any sports at all. He once broke a kids bone. He lives in west covina california. He's a druggy. I makes pot brownies. Thats Jordan Leech

"Jordon Leech"

by maclovin October 9, 2008

turnerous leech infestant

Tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. The Turner clings on to Tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a 'sheep' or 'leech' like manner. In a way The Turner is Tommo's 'Bitch'

"Oh Dear God no! The turnerous leech infestant has set upon me... Argh Christ on a bike !!!"

by Old Boy George May 9, 2003

server leech

Someone who doesn't play a game unless they are part of the staff team; normally hopeless and very unlikely to aquire a game server of their own. Only plays games where staff is needed, constantly begs for promotions.

That guy is a server leech, he just joined the server and is asking for admin!

by denonimator42 February 10, 2014

shaft leech

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.

After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"

by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015

like leech

A person who unceremoniously posts their content under a post that has the highest number of likes or most up-votes simply to gain undeserved attention or notoriety.

Oh, look, another like leech. Let's click on their link and be best friends forever.

by fredrick the penguin August 8, 2014

Annoying Leech

An annoying, immature attention seeker who is helpless and dependent on others for happiness. They tend to beg their "friends" to do things the leeches are perfectly capable of doing themselves. Annoying leeches will take advantage of kind people so they can get what they want. They will often make excuses like "it's my birthday today" or "I have no money" to get free stuff. Seen commonly on social media and Minecraft servers. Usually use improper grammar and spelling.

Victim of an Annoying Leech: "Ew, it's J.T.! He's an annoying leech. He begged me for 3 hours to buy him a $40 sushi meal because he 'had no money'. I eventually gave in and got him it just so he'd shut up."

Annoying Leech: "Hey, it's my birthday today. Nobody has given me a present yet. *fake cries*"

Annoying Leech 2: "Pleeeease please please can you get me this video game? I have no money, no friends, and no home."

Annoying Leech 3: "hi saporen, u said ud give me 10$ today, did u lie?"

by grundsätzlich September 15, 2016

Glory leech

Adj. A person whom is so insecure that someone else is getting attention in their accomplishments that they start talking and bringing comparisons about themselves so that they feel included and special.

Normal person: Hooray! Today I am cancer free! Feels great to be healthy!

Glory leech: Congrats! I know the feeling. I was sick with a bad cold all week. Hooray to us and being healthy!

by #1 Italian stalion September 18, 2017