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lahoaded

The state of drunkness after completely shithoused, during this state it is not uncommon to blackout and vomit uncontrollabely or defecate all over yourself. Symptoms include becoming extremely defensive and emotional often resulting in crying or sobbing. Side effects may include hooking up with a person who looks like a wildebeest, alienating yourself from your friends,becoming extremely loud and obnoxious.
Guy 1: Dude I seen you at the bar last night and you were off the charts lahoaded.

Guy 2: Yeah right, I wasn't even drunk what did I do?

Guy 1: You puked all over the bar then went outside and started crying about that fat girl you hooked up with last weekend.

Guy 2: I guess I went so hard in the paint that I fouled out.
by Sir Elliot of Hamshire June 2, 2011
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lashona

The best person you can ever hope to meet, she is kind, passionate,loving and perfect in every way. Also she is so beautiful and sexy. She can make anyone laugh and is so lovable and cute. Once you meet her you will never want to let her go, she will be the best thing to ever happen to you and you will fall in love with her. She is perfect.
LaShona is so beautiful!!!
by Madebeautiful February 13, 2017
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Rip-lash

A neck or nasal injury sustained from excessive use of cocaine.
Person 1 "Dude, my neck is killing me...it feels like whiplash"

Person 2 "It's probably from the excessive momentum you used last night/this morning when ripping that coke"

Person 1 "Sounds like a case of rip-lash"
by C Montana August 11, 2010
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India Lashawn Fields

The MOST beautiful girl in the whole entire world! Who Also Goes to D.S.A. best believe it!
If you wanna meet some one sexy look for India Lashawn Fields!!!
by India L Fields January 28, 2008
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Whip Lash Trash Gran

The scary old woman who works in the sex toy section of whip last trash in Edinburgh. Knows everything about sex, knits whilst not busy giving young 'uns sex advice.
Let's go ask the Whip Lash Trash Gran about anal sex!
by jetandy December 28, 2005
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Lash Blast

When a person of the male gender ejaculates in a females eye.
Girl 1: I got a really bad eye infection.
Girl 2: Is it because he lash blasted you?
by poopz mcgee eatin terdz August 20, 2009
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Laghole

An online gamer with a poor connection thus causing extreme lag who then denies that said gamer could possibly be lagging.
Gamer A: Dude, you're lagging so bad
Gamer B: No, it's you. I have a great connection.
Gamer A: Wow, you're such a laghole.
by montyjs November 20, 2009
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