kristen

actually, it’s kristen

Kristen: Of course I already saw the edit

by whotouchamyspaghet February 5, 2018

Kristen Glazer

An extremely attractive human being of the female gender.

Dude, look at that Kristen glazer over there.

by Billy Vanderploonk February 14, 2013

Kristen

A Sweet Country Girl Who Name Doesn't Sound Country

Damn Kristen Are You A Country Girl ?

by RYE17 August 7, 2023

Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.

Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.

by that ho December 19, 2023

Kristen

Made for Enoch.

Kristenoch

by yauyau June 24, 2018

Kristen

She plays a shy and awkward girl who’s in love with a vampire but also a wolf at some point. Low key hates the lochness monster, also known as nessie. Ends up being a vampire too. Overall a good person but she stutters a lot.

Boy named jacob black: Bella where the hell have you been locaaaa
Kristen Stewart as Bella: *hugs long haired Jacob black

Edward Cullen: hold on tight spider monkey
Kristen Stewart as Bella: *proceeds to hold tight while running up a tree at an alarming rate

by effervescent Snails November 23, 2021

to pull a kristen

to revoke your signature from something

sorry man i know i signed that petition but im gonna have to pull a kristen on this one

by Gay House Vlogs June 3, 2018