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pool jumping

The act of going into other peoples yard/property to go jump into their pool without their permission or them knowing to just swim or get wet on a really hot day.
David: Hey lets go pool jumping.
Pedro: Ight I'm down, but we gotta go pick up Jose cuz he knows where all the best pools are at.
by pOOljUmpErz June 19, 2011
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do u do jumping jacks on the d

it's basically when you are sitting on a peen and you are doing jumping jacks on it.
op: Do u do jumping jacks on the d?
Nickay Minaj: Do I do jumping jacks on the d? What?
by kawaiipoosayuwu March 26, 2022
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bunker jumping

A threesome with two land whales, where you avoid getting trapped in the bunker (middle) & jump out before dying from asphyxiation.
Man, I almost died last night... Drunk I was, bunker jumping two gordas when the flubber sucked me in; breathless I narrowly escaped!
by Nisshin Maru April 12, 2017
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girl jumping

That strange jumpy-thing that girls do when they're excited.
When she announced her engagement, all of her friends started screaming and girl jumping around her.
by minionofcthulhu September 10, 2005
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Horse Jumping

An adrenaline rush. Feeling the horse pushing off of the ground, the feeling of extreme power and freedom. Feeling like you are flying, leaving your worries behind you.
Horse jumping is the best, free-est, most powerful adrenaline rush you will ever have.
by blablablalkjdfjuehrgnsajfy4q3 December 29, 2010
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Corporate Jumping Bean

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean
"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"
by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006
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Maasai jumping-jack

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012
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