A Jude is a sad, greasy little gremlin who crawls on walls and spends weeks playing platformer games. He probably has a fancy name for them, but don't listen to his shit. He will try to get you to like the games in a passive aggressive way. Also plays some weird ass instrument probably.

"Hey, want to play Hollow Knight?"

"Shut the hell up Jude."

Jude by IHATEENGLISHYOUPLEBESCITE January 26, 2024

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Hot, emo, amazing, smart, immigrant, cute, girl with a nice ass. She needs glasses and therapy. borderline racist. Can and will cut you with her saber. Loves apple juice. Nerd with no life. Cries way too much. Loves bio! Hates the french. Loves soccer and UFC. Hates talking. <3

"Ew, look it's Jude"
"She's a terrorist"

Jude by ilikeapplesandmonkeys December 5, 2023

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jude is a very sexy, short, hot, and is probably the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Don’t let this guy leave your life because he will make you regret it by slapping the biggest cock you will ever see onto your face (it’s his cock)
aside from his funny appearance, he is super sexy and short. very sexy.

girl 1: “there’s this super sexy short guy in my class!”
girl 2: “oh he must be a jude!”
girl 1: “ yeah how did you know that?”
girl 2: “every short sexy guy is named jude!”

jude by ieatkids<3 October 24, 2024

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I pledge allegiance, to the Jude, the greatest man of America. And to the Jude, for which he stands, one Jude, the ultimate god, indivisible, with sacrifice and Jude for all.

Jude by nazi-party-affiliation April 26, 2024

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