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Juan

A complete dickhead that is the most annoying person you will ever meet.
"Do you know juan?"
"Yes he's a douchebag."
by iz4321 July 13, 2017
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Juan

A man that has lot of friends named Luis Robert Jerry isah he plays Xbox
Man Juan your so cool
by Come get it May 14, 2018
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Juan

Juan not again
by NILE's MOM November 16, 2018
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Juan

Juan’s are jerks and will eat all your tacos. They’re not very considerate because they hog all the green salsa. They say very mean things to bring you down. On top of that, they have a hit list of people they want to take out and they’re not shy about sharing if you’re on it. They hate all people named “Andy”. Juan’s think they are all that but in truth they ain’t nothing.
Where did all my tacos go? Of course, someone Juan’ed them.
by Another abused alias May 31, 2018
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Juan

Juan is a fatass nigga that doesnt care about u he always like burgers
Mike- where is juan?
George-His fatass at McDonald's

Mike-oh i thought he was running for school president.
George-the only thing he runs for in McDonald's
by Kvng_of_Ny July 30, 2018
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Juan

Juan Is a stupid cunt who using people he cheated on ever girls he so retarded like the only thing he cares about is his horses he thinks he has hoes but really they are just playing him he lies and he’s a like snitch when he gets butthurt he slaps people butts with out their consent he’s fat but think he’s really athletic he eats 2 dozen of donuts a day
Juan is a fattatard.
by CloutGang4life October 29, 2017
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Juan

Gay ass bitch who shoves crayons up his ass. Every time you go near him he smells like cream cheese and ass on a Monday.
Emmily: Why does Juan smell like ass?
Alex the sexy nigga: Because he gay as fuck.
by AlexTheSexyNigga May 11, 2019
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