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Jonathan

he is sitting right next to me
Me: hello jonathan
Janathan: yo
by thomasle May 23, 2022
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Jonathan

A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.
by Applesause December 30, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the cutest, sweetest, most innocent boy you will ever meet. He is just so cute! Jonathans tend to be talented, smart and love music, they normally have a bit of a dodgy hair cut but that’s ok he’s still adorable. Jonathans can be a bit weird sometimes and tend to burst into song at random times, they normally have brown or black hair. Jonathans make great friends because they are compassionate, caring and very easy to talk to! If you have a Jonathan in your life, consider yourself lucky because they are very rare and should be treasured. Jonathans dont tend to be sporty guys, they are more of a musical guy, Jonathan gets all the ladies because he is so cute and innocent. Everyone loves Jonathan!
girl- omg have you seem Jonathan!? He’s so cute

girl 2- ikr he’s so innocent and he is so nice
by a.random.urban.dictionary.bish December 12, 2019
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Jonathan

A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.
Oh shit Jonathan's not here again, what a surprise. I bet her jerking off to gay porn again!
by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019
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Jonathan

A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.
Jonathan is a faggot.
by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020
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Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, anti-brain zap tablet boxes, or anything you can find. You can purchase ready-made Jonathans in Argos.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
by Pianopunkxo August 20, 2017
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Jonathan

by Deslselerlrr December 5, 2018
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