Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.
Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.
With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.
There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.
He is simply the best.
He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.
Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.
With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.
There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.
He is simply the best.
Jonathan is a man
by DJ Ke-lay February 28, 2023
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by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021
Get the Jonathan mug.A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.
by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019
Get the Jonathan mug.A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.
Jonathan is a faggot.
by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020
Get the Jonathan mug.A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.
Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.
Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, anti-brain zap tablet boxes, or anything you can find. You can purchase ready-made Jonathans in Argos.
Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.
Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, anti-brain zap tablet boxes, or anything you can find. You can purchase ready-made Jonathans in Argos.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
by Pianopunkxo August 20, 2017
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