Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!

“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

“Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”

by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.

Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Jonathan

A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.

Oh shit Jonathan's not here again, what a surprise. I bet her jerking off to gay porn again!

by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019

Jonathan

A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.

Jonathan is a faggot.

by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020

Jonathan

A cowboy baby 🤠

Jonathan: Wow look at that yeeyee juice I'mma drink it
Friend: NOOO
Jonathan: I got the horses in the back :))
Hand over the toes or I'll go to trader Joe's

by C.A.T.H.Y March 28, 2019

Jonathan

The quite kid thats going to shoot up the school. He makes jojo refrences and likes anime.

"oh boi jonathan is making a jojo refrence while shooting up the school again"

by gay cancer man February 24, 2020