Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever

Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jihad:whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you

by Sanosna April 17, 2020

jihad-teppo

Jihad-Teppo is an form of music. It is a mix between American Hip-Hop and Rap.

I am listening to this Jihad-Teppo song.

by Lil'BrnDMG July 16, 2018

Jihad Juice

A wonderful medley of fermented Guantanamo Bay sewage, inhaled for it's dissociative effects. Often an inmate's desperate attempt to be on drugs.

I swear that this Jihad Juice is better than last weeks batch. I can not wait to get high

by robroblin April 11, 2011

Taco Jihad

When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).

Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."

by 7drizzy January 10, 2021

Womb jihad

The deliberate marriage of Muslim men to non-Muslim women to produce children for a Muslim upbringing.

“Aamir Khan has four Hindu wives but three Muslim children. If this is not womb jihad, then what is it?”

by Hamidovic March 17, 2025