Jigger

If you are a Jigger, you must have the following:

You go outside for every month that the Middle East is at peace.

Your most likely white, but you can be of ALL ethnicities too.

You look like Shrek from "The Original Shrek Test from 1995" (0:25)

You have glasses, and is smart, but not only smart, you have to shove it down people's throats.

You have a maximum of 2-5 friends, and a minimum... there is none.

You NEVER curse, get no hoes, have 5,000 pebbles, NOT impoverished, NOT struggling, SENSITIVE.

And remember, you can leave the Jiggerland, but it will 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 leave you, but I pray for you.

"Bro, you know Arthur, the nigga with the Khakis, bro is definitely a Jigger, slay, rizzler, amogus sussy baka, fanum tax skbidi toilet LMAO!" - Arthur (White boy with DC shoes)

"𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟." - Sarah

by XinijiOG December 18, 2023

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Jigger Gobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023

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Jigger

A black person with identity issues who disposes of their own origins and attempts to make others think they are and always were, Japanese.

Can also work the opposite way with a japanese person thinking they are black.

'yo, you see shaniqua? she calls her self shaniqua-chan and goes around trying to speak Japanese...'

'another jigger.'

by areal1one1 August 9, 2024

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