Hi Ivan

A sarcastic online greeting used to call out Kremlin trolls and bots.

"Why did Russia invade Ukraine?"
"What about Vietnam? What about Bush?"
"Hi Ivan"

by trips aplenty June 05, 2022

IVAN DUQUE

Colombian president known by the memes about him, his incapacity to govern a country and its stupidity by saying "Regards from the President Uribe…, he loves you" to the spanish king.

Do you know Ivan Duque?

Sure, I know he's a puppet.

Who is building the worst failed state in the world?

- Ivan Duque, of course.

by Zerstreut2dei September 17, 2020

Ivan Ga

A man who claimed he is normal, but he is cooler than everyone. His gestures are cool. His hairstyle is cool. His outfit is cool. Everything is cool about Ivan Ga.

- "Yo man, i think you are cool !"
- "Yeah, thanks !"
- "You are like Ivan Ga !!!"
- "Who the f**k is Ivan Ga ?!"

by SlaviIsSlav August 14, 2020

Ivan Rod

Ivan Rod is known for controlling all his hoes and also even other people's hoes.

Breezus: Damn Ivan Rod out here controlling all these hoes on CMC.

Tyler Killion: Don't worry Breezus, Captain Save-a-Hoe is here to stop these hoes from Ivan Rod.

by CMCcontroller July 13, 2016

Burning Ivan

A car full of dead Russians.

Hey, I forgot the radio code for car full of dead Russians. Oh, thats right, it's a burning Ivan.

by Monkey_D3128 April 19, 2011

Dan Ivan

When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.

But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.

by Alupigus Barna June 03, 2021

Ivan Petrenko

A Russian man of the finest degree, his diet consists of 80 potatoes and vodka runs through his veins. he is currently escaping Russia on a tricycle with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a avtomat kalashnikova in the other!
He is also the most awesome Spetznaz soldier ever!

Theres Ivan petrenko! call the border patrol!

by dum12345678910 February 18, 2022