Mystic Hug

The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand while giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.

Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a mystic hug.

by privatetuker August 4, 2016

Mystic

Fucking garbanzo ass name for anything in this world that jesus made. Also means salty in all different possible ways.

Mystic is gay as shit

by Goated beast carlos October 19, 2019

Mystic Shot

The act of shooting in your sister's friend a load of cum after you just reached Gold II rank in League of Legends playing Ezreal.

Guy: Yo mate I just reached Gold II in LoL using Ezreal, you know what that means?
Unlucky friend: Oh no, you're not gonna Mystic Shot my sister, are you?
Guy: *SCREAMS* MYSTIC SHOT

by TeemoLesto February 6, 2024

wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

The Unwise And Mystical Tree

An ancient and mystical being that is very stupid.

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here...

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 28, 2024

THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK

This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.

Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was

by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024

Mystic

1. Referring to something cool or rare

2. Referring to an someone who makes something difficult seem effortless.

Person 1: What the heck!? He made that shot look easy!

Person 2: He’s totally mystic!

by May@Julia August 16, 2024