When dating if you have sex with a woman more then five times she considers you two to be in a relationship. No matter from the outset it was agreed upon there were no strings attached there are still strings attached whether the male thinks so or not.
by Kevin J Abq January 27, 2009

When one's hands are constantly covered in marker ink, paint, and other mediums that don't always wash off well with soap and water; commonly seen in kindergartners.
by crazypaintubes November 26, 2009

by tinyhacker27420 November 9, 2018

A condition where the muscles in your hands tense up due to intensive laughter. It is an inconvenience when writing or texting but it actually means you are in a state of joy.
by Cool10101 February 23, 2011

Ammount of crud, largely fat based skin residue appearing on computer components, such as a keyboard or mice.
take a look at your keyboard of mice, and see the grey-brown-blacksich dirt on it, that is hand salsa.
by Baka_kun November 30, 2005

by Dronevil September 3, 2007
