bottled water

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.
This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!
by R2E February 29, 2008
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Night Water

The water you drink in the middle of the night when you wake up extremely thirsty.
This shake almost tastes as good as night water.
by Finna.Yeet March 01, 2019
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water fairies

A jocular term for Firefighters. Often used by police officers who are under the impression that firefighters spend their down time sleeping and playing ping pong
"That cat appears to be stuck up a tree i'll go call the water fairies"
by sfy December 14, 2007
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Water Sheep

The source of all your problems
Person 1: My girlfriend broke up with me
Person 1 but down a line: DAMN YOU WATER SHEEP
by Captainjnm July 08, 2019
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Party Water

Canned alcoholic "hard seltzers"
Hey Bro, do me a favor and pick up a 12-pack of party water on your way over. My lady likes that Black Cherry White Claw
by PW2019! July 03, 2019
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dog water

........... why.

dog water is a gaming way of saying 'trash' i guess.

my brother keeps saying it to my face.

he thinks we're in a video game.

he plays too much Fortnite.
yoooo that dude is dog water.
by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
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Watering can

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust
by the rellie April 29, 2007
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