I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

Do I give a shit

No

Do i give a shit
No

by Slavic man May 23, 2021

I don’t give a Love

A cute or more pg way of saying “I don’t give a f**”

Girl 1- Hey I seen Zee talking with Kayla isn’t that her ex?

(Zee’s girlfriend) Girl 2- You don’t gotta tell me about her every move “I don’t give a love!”

by Young4evr January 15, 2023

i don’t give a head

not giving a fuck

I don’t give a head about my ex!

by CarmellaRules December 27, 2021

and now my life to you i give

A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.

Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*

by cooooooooooooooooooooooooookie July 17, 2023