hypocrite

A person who preaches a way of living that he himself does not abide by.

Let's take a random name, Tom for example, and pretend he's an irc chatter. The following sentences would make Tom a hypocrite if he said it. Tom: Obey the word of god. I have beaten a spouse in the past.

by SophSpoken July 25, 2008

hypocrite

the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.

they wanted to accuse the boy but couldn't because he was a hypocrite...

by krizmeders June 18, 2009

Hypocrite

according to a kid im my class hypocrite means "you don't listen to your parents"

your mom grouns you for being a hypocrite because you didn'ttake the garbage out when she told you to

by taco taco jam sauce February 20, 2009

hypocrite

Someone who becomes upset with another's behaviour, but will also partake in the exact same behaviour.

Jessica became extremely irate wither her friend Michael for forgetting her birthday, while October 21st came around and did not feel it necessary to mention his birthday. This makes her a hypocrite

by BirthdayBandit November 6, 2010

Hypocrite

A person who does what they are against.

Synonym: Louise.

Girl: "Abortion should be illegal." Two days later girl gets abortion.

Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."

by Lykkea7x May 9, 2011

Hypocrite

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.

Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."

by 4GSam October 15, 2011

HYPOCRITE

A PERSON WHO DEMANDS SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE THAT HE HIMSELF IS INCAPABLE OF RETURNING

Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.

by MajicShark December 9, 2011