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humpdy dumpdy

He was an egg that used to be alive! yeah its true coz theres even a song about him init!
Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again
by Ganjiman March 16, 2004
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boob hump

when two girls hump their boobs against one another
Bria and Stef boob humped one another.
by Coollio7 June 5, 2009
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National Hump for a Day, Day

February 12, National holiday to set aside time for your significant other. A day of humping.
Originally a pagan holiday not unlike Beltane. National Hump for a Day, Day is a day set aside for humping.
by Jayhoodz October 7, 2010
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dry hump

A true dry hump involves taking off all clothes except for one partner's pair of underwear, penetrating as far as the fabric barrier will allow, and doing a sort of hybrid grinding/thrusting motion until the man cums.

Dry humping is mostly commonly associated with teenagers, who either do it because they're scared of the potential consequences of sex or claim to be committed to keeping virginity. Many teenagers perform similar actions with more layers of clothing on, but this is actually considered grinding rather than true dry humping.

Dry humping also takes place among couples, usually when either 1) the mood strikes and there's no condom on hand or 2) the girl is on her period and doesn't want to make a mess. In the former case, the man keeps his underwear on; in the later, the woman does. It can be a pleasurable changeup.
1) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but remember our promise rings. We can dry hump but we can't have sex."

2) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but now that we're adults who no longer give a shit about our promise rings, you need to remember to bring a condom. We can always dry hump."

3) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but I'm on my period. It won't be as messy if we dry hump."
by Tucker_Twat July 5, 2014
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one hump pump

A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking
Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!
by maz33 May 3, 2008
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camels hump

opposite of camel toe
when a man has on tight pants and has a visible lump in the crotch area.
That male ballet dancer is sportin' a serious camels hump.
by danielle November 12, 2003
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Hump-n-dump

Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!
A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".
by Humped-n-Dumped July 8, 2006
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