horizontal intergration

To fuck horizontally

horizontal intergration; Having sexual intercourse in a horizontal manner

guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother

by jlhi99 April 20, 2018

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horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).

I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

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Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower

Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow

by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025

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horizontal hypocrite

When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.

Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.

by kornelbut July 19, 2024

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