When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
by Impure zero October 01, 2017
When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.
by Urban observer September 17, 2019
A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.
Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.
It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.
It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
A Scottish way of saying you or someone else ran away from something. Mainly said in the North
Also to say you've booted/kicked something
Also to say you've booted/kicked something
Tam telt me she wis comin' on tae him so he hoofed it hame
Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home
I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could
I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could
Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home
I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could
I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could
by Court335 August 09, 2022
by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019