Hard ass

A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all

Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke

by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018

Hard-attack

Random boner, getting a boner so hard that your brain starts to hurt.

She got me so wind up that I’m about to get a hard-attack.

by Quangbangspidermang June 29, 2019

Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis

Dude I just had a hard attack!

by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019

hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021

Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 16, 2022

hard as fuck

people when they see ryan reynolds

ryan renolds got me hard as fuck

by jimmyhotdogs July 30, 2023

Try-hard Alpha wannabe

An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.

"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"

by Melloj1 October 6, 2022