grundle snap

when old ladies lose control of their lower portions and their vaginal fluids, blood, crap, and other various liquids form stalagmites between their legs. they can be broken off and eaten, but they can kill a man.

last summer, we sold grundle snaps at the fair.

by weber April 19, 2004

salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

grundle farmer

One who harvests dingleberries.

When was the last time a grundle farmer harvested your back 40.

by Fulton September 22, 2005

Grundle patrol

The act of looking or exploring for grundle.

Connor: "Wow that Grundle Patrol last night was tough"

Will: "Well atleast we found new grundle territory"

by Willjack213 October 17, 2008

grundle stain

When the crotch stew that collects on one's grundle rubs off on one's underwear and furniture.

Shit man, why you let your skank woman sit her naked ass on your suede couch? I ain't sitting there until you scrape off her crusty grundle stain.

by Aristotle's Asshole June 17, 2018

grundle garden

The massive collection of hair between your corn hole and your scrotum/vag that may contain any number of items including unidentified species and and leftover dinner.

Her grundle garden almost suffocated me.

by chrisvt08 March 5, 2011

Scummer Grundle

An indie rock band from Leonardo, NJ. Their two hits "i'm freer than you" and "extra creditooo" contain several of the musical gestures they would be known by. singing like a faggot, as each of them does, is one of them. Later, chorus teachers and voice instructors alike would come to use the phrase "Scummer Grundle" to discourage students who never really had a chance anyway.

No, no, no - those aren't the notes at all. Stop being such a Scummer Grundle.

by Mrs. Vitalo November 5, 2010