Glustling stems

A method of smoking weed by sticking your penis in the bong

“Bro are you glustling stems right now?” “Yes”

by Curbside84 February 5, 2022

Gluten Slut

Someone with the opposite of a gluten intolerance. A person who enjoys gluten so much, food ethics may be set aside for the sake of consuming gluten.

A gluten slut loves all forms of gluten, not just including bread and pasta but also gluten-containing condiments like soy sauce.

I'm such a gluten slut lol, I love bread and rice. I'm so lucky I don't have a reaction to it otherwise I'd be a sad girl.

by wheresmygundam March 17, 2022

Glut

A garlic slut, a person who loves garlic.

She uses so much garlic, she is such a glut!

by gluttyghore October 8, 2023

Bisectional Glutophilia

The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek)

Not to be confused with the love of gluten.

She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
It's hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool

by daCheminist April 17, 2017

No Gluten On Mars

After much debate in the scientific community Mr Graham Roach proved once and for all time on 28.01.2022 that Mars is indeed safe for Corliacs.

I feared going to Mars as I wasn’t sure if it would meet my gluten free needs. But I was delighted to discover that there is no gluten on Mars.

by Bring-Rown-Beer February 2, 2022

Fatassus gluteus

A very rare animal described as being darker in color and very overweight they can be found in damp dark areas and you can usually hear there mating call "no cap on god" on warm summer nights

My least favorite animal is the fatassus gluteus

by Spetnuzi November 13, 2022

Gluckety Glusticall

What is said when you choke on someones balls.

Damn, that bitch just gluckety glusticalled to death.

Bro, I finna gluckety glustical if i have to handle YOUR cock.

by CarlosCums September 4, 2023