gash mask

1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...

Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."

Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"

Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."

by balls104 May 05, 2008

Gash Stabber

To stab the gash of a lady garden.

Roberto was a real gash stabber when he penetrated Alysha's lady garden with all his might.

by Nayataan January 15, 2015

gash management

the management female genitalia

"what are you studying at university?"
"gash management"

by ionanana August 04, 2008

gash rash

A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash'

by Safecracker G September 11, 2004

Gash for Clunkers

1. Sexual intercourse in exchange for vehicles with low fuel economy. See www.cars.gov website for more details

Man, I plan to take advantage of Uncle Obama's new Gash for Clunkers program and trade in my broke ass Sclizzy for some fine ass shizzy.

by Uncle Obama September 15, 2009

rail that gash

The act of slamming a babe's G-spot as hard as humanly possible.

dude1: "Bro, did you see that fly honey over there?"
dude2: "Yeah dude, I'm getting ready to rail that gash. get pumped."
dude1: "Deal."

by sebastian crucial, d loke, gsb January 13, 2007

gash tash

A vertical stripe of hair above female genitals that sometimes resemble an 18th century moustache.
Often found a few weeks after a Brazilian and usually found on women in their 30’s.

"Fuck me Mum, I almost sneezed and sharted myself while chin deep in this fat tart's poon the other night, her gash tash would have done you proud, here's a pic..."

"Hey Bob, you could clean a rusty spoon with your wife’s gash tash, get it shaved off you arsehole acrobat"

by Chris Davie May 10, 2008