Gaping signals

When a vagina winks at you to enter

As we lay in bed she spreads her legs and I get the gaping signals

by S7ava June 9, 2016

Gape

1. (verb) To split open
2. (verb) To stare openly and stupidly

The coconut gaped open after falling.
He stood there gaping at the kids.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Gape

The facial contours and structure of a woman's face; in reference to better sucking power for blowjobs.

"Look at the gape on that number's face" - Person 1

"Yeah, looks like supreme suckage" - Person 2

by SensualSaguaro November 10, 2021

Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.

His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025

gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.

I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

Gaped

Verb, past tense: gaped; past participle: gaped

to purchase a Galactic Ape NFT without hesitation or reasonable thought, an amalgamation of "galaxy" and to "ape-in"

"All of the boys gaped into the project last night when they had seen some notable buyers on Nansen."

"All of the boys got gaped last night, it was wild."

"I'll just have water with my meal, got gaped last night and I'm currently poor."

by NFT Fan September 28, 2021

Gang Gaped

After taking a violent poo and your hole hangs open with the energy of a fluttering saloon door.

"Bro, it feels like i've been gang gaped!" - SB

by Handle_cant_be_blank_tho June 6, 2020