GAF

Acronym for "Grunge-As-Fuck"
Various items of clothing can be referred to as GAF. Some of these include Check shirts, Aviators, Chuck Taylor Hi-tops, and Wooly Beanies with Pom-poms hanging from the top, and two ears.
People that refer to themselves as GAF must be beaten unless they regularly wear 3 of these simultaneously.
Also popular with those of the GAF, is listening to the musical stylings of grunge bands such as Nirvana, doing a good ol' Hoedown, hunting Orc, and going for a fish.

*You see some dude walking past with aviators, chucks, a check shirt and a nirvana bumbag*
"Holey shit that's GAF"
you may only get away with saying "GAF-as-fuck" if you are severely intoxicated.

by Benjiman-Skullfuck January 13, 2009

all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're doing, and they're just running around the pitch.

person 1: Mate, John has no idea what he's doin'

person 2: Yeah, he's running all around the gaf

by berber16 May 7, 2018

GAF

"GAF" stands for Grade-Above-Factor. When a girl goes out with a boy from a higher grade.

That girl is a GAF. She's only a freshman and she's going out with a Junior.

by Fuck the Bitches Get the Money December 13, 2009

Hit me where I don’t gaf

It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”

Hit me where I don’t gaf

by Darren Upchurch September 7, 2021

Give A GAF

When you really don't give a F. But fun. GAF meaning 'give a F'. It doesn't make sense but it's okay guys.

"Guys I feel really sad today..."
"Okay. I don't give a GAF."

by i am not very nice February 28, 2025

Gaf

G…ay A…ss F…ucker . a Derogatory word used for gay ass mother fuckers if you flip it around you get a bonus word. A person who participates in Trade could be called a Gaf

You gaf I told you it’s only gay if you take your socks off

by Teeheeididit October 23, 2023

GAF

Get Absolutely Fucked

A form of letting another know they have been defeated, vanquished, or otherwise overcome by an unfavourable circumstance.

Person 1: "I just failed my anatomy midterm."
Person 2: "GAF"

by greg hefflonk April 1, 2021