GAF

Acronym for "Grunge-As-Fuck"
Various items of clothing can be referred to as GAF. Some of these include Check shirts, Aviators, Chuck Taylor Hi-tops, and Wooly Beanies with Pom-poms hanging from the top, and two ears.
People that refer to themselves as GAF must be beaten unless they regularly wear 3 of these simultaneously.
Also popular with those of the GAF, is listening to the musical stylings of grunge bands such as Nirvana, doing a good ol' Hoedown, hunting Orc, and going for a fish.

*You see some dude walking past with aviators, chucks, a check shirt and a nirvana bumbag*
"Holey shit that's GAF"
you may only get away with saying "GAF-as-fuck" if you are severely intoxicated.

by Benjiman-Skullfuck January 13, 2009

all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're doing, and they're just running around the pitch.

person 1: Mate, John has no idea what he's doin'

person 2: Yeah, he's running all around the gaf

by berber16 May 7, 2018

Give A GAF

When you really don't give a F. But fun. GAF meaning 'give a F'. It doesn't make sense but it's okay guys.

"Guys I feel really sad today..."
"Okay. I don't give a GAF."

by i am not very nice February 28, 2025

Gaf

Offence word for a dirty penis

Kelly: omg Gina, David has a gaf

Gina: no way you’re kidding! That’s so gross

by dizon onzdis June 10, 2018

GAF

Gluten as fuck. It's when a person prepares a dish or meal and makes absolutely no attempt to reduce or eliminate gluten.

Emilie: "Do you know if that dip is gluten free?"
Lincoln: "Hell no. She doesn't believe in food allergies. It's GAF."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 25, 2023

GAF

Gay as fuck

Tom came in acting pretty Gaf this morning.

by Truedat2021 August 4, 2021

id/gaf

A neo prounoun used by white men when they are obsessed with black dick!

Did you hear connor identifys with ID/GAF?

by ABOONDALACACA April 7, 2021