Ray Fortune

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek

Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy

by steve harvey is daddy March 25, 2019

Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.

"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."

by Wavion November 29, 2023

Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.

John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.

by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009

The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

by Dranky DeBeers June 18, 2015

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025