Skip to main content

Fetus Spiders

Fetus Spiders occur when a person takes part in sexual intercourse just as they, or their partner, enter their menstrual cycle. It is quite the feat because you have to time your cum shot just right so you can fertilize the egg as it's exiting through the beef curtains. Once fertilized, the Fetus Spiders become larva and nest within both partners pubic forests. It takes, on average, one month for a feti-larva to become a full grown Fetus Spider. Once in Fetus Spider form, the creature is able to crawl and reproduce, just as everything else.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.
1. My girlfriend breeds the best Fetus Spiders in her raunchy vagina.

2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.
by vagrant48 March 10, 2009
mugGet the Fetus Spiders mug.

Charred Fetus

There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.

Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.
Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"

Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!
by Jamal Montel Willams January 1, 2009
mugGet the Charred Fetus mug.

fetus status

One who looks like an arrogant and cocky biotch. First impression anyway. May act like one too.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v664/234/39/666629842/n666629842_1135891_2422.jpg

"man, omar is such a fetus status!!!!"
by anita moore bath December 20, 2008
mugGet the fetus status mug.

Fetus meat

a very very small penis. The size of a baby fetus penis. Much smaller than a baby meat.
cody mcgee has a fetus meat. Or, thats why you have a fetus meat, cody!
by shane rawlss December 5, 2007
mugGet the Fetus meat mug.

Fetus Deletus

When yo gurl get preggers and only an attempt at magic can save you.
Harmione: Harry, I’m pregnant!
Harry: FETUS DELETUS!
Ron: Bloody Hell.
by santasmummy December 8, 2017
mugGet the Fetus Deletus mug.

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.
Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.
by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009
mugGet the Chair Fetus mug.

FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK

While a woman is excreting a new born through her vaginal wall a man will thrust his genitalia into the soft skull of the new born just as it crowns. The man will continue his thrusting until he reaches his highest of ecstasy. he will then release his proto children into the chasm of what is left of the child’s cranium, all while every party member involved are releasing their rectal waste (including the camera-man). In order to perform properly the infant must not be allowed to fully leave the vajayjay until the very end.

Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)
I hear that malisa is in her 2nd trimester i think i might ask if i can do the 4f's to her

shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy

hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's
by EL_CHRISTO72 April 6, 2010
mugGet the FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email