Fetus Spiders occur when a person takes part in sexual intercourse just as they, or their partner, enter their menstrual cycle. It is quite the feat because you have to time your cum shot just right so you can fertilize the egg as it's exiting through the beef curtains. Once fertilized, the Fetus Spiders become larva and nest within both partners pubic forests. It takes, on average, one month for a feti-larva to become a full grown Fetus Spider. Once in Fetus Spider form, the creature is able to crawl and reproduce, just as everything else.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.
1. My girlfriend breeds the best Fetus Spiders in her raunchy vagina.
2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.
2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.
by vagrant48 March 10, 2009
Get the Fetus Spiders mug.There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.
Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.
Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.
Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"
Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!
Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!
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Get the Fetus Deletus mug.when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.
by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009
Get the Chair Fetus mug.While a woman is excreting a new born through her vaginal wall a man will thrust his genitalia into the soft skull of the new born just as it crowns. The man will continue his thrusting until he reaches his highest of ecstasy. he will then release his proto children into the chasm of what is left of the child’s cranium, all while every party member involved are releasing their rectal waste (including the camera-man). In order to perform properly the infant must not be allowed to fully leave the vajayjay until the very end.
Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)
Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)
I hear that malisa is in her 2nd trimester i think i might ask if i can do the 4f's to her
shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy
hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's
shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy
hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's
by EL_CHRISTO72 April 6, 2010
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