Emil

Emil is a boy that has a extremely big dick loves basketball I he will marry a girl named jazmin he also loves his friends

Is that cute boy with a jazmin?

Yeah he HAS to be a Emil

by Iheartclowes December 12, 2021

The Emil effect

A phenomenon characterized by a significant disruption or distraction caused by the presence or influence of an individual named Emil, resulting in a delay or neglect of important tasks or responsibilities.

The Emil effect finds its roots in colloquial usage, likely originating from personal experiences or anecdotes involving someone named Emil who frequently causes distractions or disruptions in important matters. It has gained popularity as a humorous way to explain instances of lost focus or delayed progress due to a friend or acquaintance named Emil.

Person A: "Hey, have you finished that report for the boss yet?"
Person B: "Oh no, I got hit by the Emil effect yesterday. We ended up talking all night, and I completely forgot about it!"

by Undri June 11, 2023

Emil

Small Dick, look like MR.Bean

He is so Emil

by Swagcool123 December 12, 2016

Emil

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.

"Damn, he really only talks about HIMSELF huh?"
"Yeah, he's such an Emil!"

by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020

Emile

He is a nice guy that cries a lot and games in class and does barely any work so basically bad at math

Sup Emile

by Cheetah1717 March 25, 2022

emil flip

an illegal immigrant who came here on leafs and sticks is a specky bastard who touches himself to hentai child porn and hits treadmill and never loses weight

stop being such a fucking emil flip

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025

Emil Aker

Emil Aker is a man of his wisdom, he only does what he thinks is fun. Men called Emil often attract women easily, and can get laid very fast. The definition of Aker on the other hand, often means that he will be obese and always lose in the game of Ping Pong.

I would like to be like an Emil Aker, he gets so many girls even though he is officially obese .

by Chickenwing Ding December 12, 2016