Eli

Eli. Oh eli. Sweet. Represents what the American dream looks like. Has broad shoulders. Loves country music and kicking ass. Very attractive. Usually has a relative in the military. Eli will be cool but knock the shit out of someone the next second if they are harming his friends or family. Eli is swoon as hell and has a badass dad. Everyone should have an Eli in there life

Jami you whore, who are you dating?
Eli, Jessica, I’m dating Eli.

by Jcrow99 April 19, 2019

Eli

Smart, talented,good looking, very funny dirty minded but you know you love it trys to rase other people up usally has dark brown hair and multicolored eyes, when you know someone like this u want to bond with him and get to know him, if you r luky enough to date or married Eli don't loose him, he will cheer you up when you r down. usually has a long penis and good at sex. Does not keep his standards High and is very vulnerable usually athletic and smart

Eli is so hot and good in the bed

by Smartstuff89 July 9, 2018

Eli

Seems like he could be stoned most of the time but really doesn't sleep enough. Does not think as much as he should. Pretty chill guy. Never the first person to see if they can chill usaly one of the last, but he don't care much cuase he ain't no sensitive little bitchy fuck.

Someone "Yo ur my last option can I go to ur pace and chill."
Eli "I don't give two shits."

by On crack October 21, 2018

ely

The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong

I woke up this morning with an ELY

by Paul January 14, 2004

Eli

A dick

Elis a fucking dick

by DaddyYESPLEASE December 21, 2017

Eli

A gay kid who dates that thot at school and ends up going to her cousins house and yells ooga booga

Hey eli i hears u had fun with your sister

by Jpzilla 13 July 29, 2018

Eli

Back stabbing lier. Worthless piece of shit.
Who dates men.

"well he just elied to me"

by Flowerx0xx October 24, 2008