Edward Cullen dick

A cold ass Scandinavian dick , also comes with a lil sparkle.

The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."

s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.

by tittyboi556 September 29, 2019

Edward Cullen moment

When a guy does something too irresistible and compelling for a girl to comprehend immediately, and it gives her the urge to jump his bones right away with no logical thinking. When a guy says something genuine that people only say in movies, or when his eyes give a sexy glint after he says something sinister.

Lexi: Yeah we totally had an Edward Cullen moment.
Amanda: Well what happened?
Lexi: He stared into my soul.
Amanda: Wooowww..

by WittyWiggler June 22, 2010

edward cullen look

Edward Cullen from Twilight is charming and girls fall for him, so the Edward Cullen look will charm many women

"All the girls are surrounding Ethan, he must have an Edward Cullen look."

by serpent king December 12, 2019

Edward Cullen

One of the main characters in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. He is one of the vampires, or the "cold ones." He is hundreds of years old but says that he's 17...and has been 17 for a while. He is in love with Bella Swan and she also loves him. Edward can read people's minds, everybody's, except for Bella's. That's one of the main reasons he was first attracted to her. That, and her smell that he describes as, "my own personal brand of heroine." He sparkles in the sunlight, so his family tries to avoid it. Vampires in general drink human blood, but his family is "vegetarian." They survive on animal blood, but once in a while they have the temptation of drinking human blood. But most have learned not to. He is considered "perfect" in the minds of some teenage girls. He's just a character, but that's what teenagers do, they fantasize...and to all the haters: there's nothing wrong with that.

Bella: "I know what you are"
Edward Cullen: "Say it...Out loud!"
Bella: "Vampire..."
Edward Cullen: "Are you afraid?"
Bella: "No..."
Edward Cullen: "Then ask me the most basic question...What do we eat?"
Bella: "You won't hurt me..."
Edward Cullen: Grabs Bella's arm to show her how he sparkles...

by Proud Penelope May 14, 2011

Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.

My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen

by CodyThePony November 23, 2009

Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.

Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend

Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it

George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here

by Insanities_Savior April 10, 2010

Edward Cullen

The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.

“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”

by sex haver June 19, 2021