Reed Doughty 

Washington Redskins player who is deaf but keeps his swag on a million. He has more swag then everybody in the NFL and he can preform a triple backflip in an olympic swimming pool and climb Mt. Everest in his sleep.

1.That guys swag might be as heavy as Reed Doughty's.
2. Based God might be as good as Reed Doughty.

Reed Doughty by Based God Doughty September 19, 2010

doughnut 

Delicious pastry which usually has icing and sprinkles on it...mmmmm yum

Homer Simpson: Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?

doughnut by love child March 5, 2005

Cookie Dough Butt 

When your ass is itchy and uncomfortable a short time
after an insufficient ass wipe with toilet paper.

Man, I have to go back to the bathroom, I have cookie dough butt.

Cookie Dough Butt by Tony Yunker October 13, 2006

Douchy College Kid 

A Douchy College Kid is a guy who just walks around the streets all day long. he usually has a hunched back and calls people his buddy all the time. he is a very clueless person.

1) Random Person: Hey Douchy College Kid, whats up?
Douchy College Kid: Uhh, i dont know?
2)Random Person: Hey Douchy College Kid!
Douchy College Kid: Oh hey little buddy!

Douchy College Kid by Buster!!! September 12, 2012

Flesh Doughnut 

Any round fleshy orifice of the human body that can be used to sexually stimulate.

ie. Friend, "Damn i just tagged that chicks flesh doughnut."

Guy, " That was a dude."

Flesh Doughnut by Eddy Kink May 31, 2010

Raw cookie dough 

1.a delicious concoction of flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips.

2. A cure all for depressed women, followed only by chocolate and ice cream.

When Sally's man broke up with her, she curled up on the couch and put on Days of Our Lives. She teared up as she consumed 3 gallons of raw cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Then she had 18 pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough flavored Ice cream. Now she is a fat ass bitch and she'll never get a man again. Then she died of salmonella poisoning.

Raw cookie dough by trajayjay July 31, 2013

doughnut puncher 

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)

Elton John is a doughnut puncher.

doughnut puncher by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006