Double Shoota Masta

The act of shooting up with heroin and ejaculating inside a girl at the same time.

That guy that shot in heroin while he shot out cum is a double shoota masta

by Yuts August 16, 2008

double fisted masturbation

this widely known form of masturbation most commonly takes place in the shower. but can also be preformed in a locked room wit the usage of ones saliva and/or lotion (if hes lucky enough to have at the time).

if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:

eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage....acne medication AND saved jizz from a previous masturbation.

OMG! i just walked in on larry preforming the double fisted masturbation! The amateur didnt lock the door.

by the double fisters November 28, 2009

double wicket maiden onion

deflowering a girl in both passages with the sole lubricant being provided by both parties' tear ducts.

did u see jbone with chunk's sister last night? supposedly went the whole way - double wicket maiden onion!

by winkle79 May 7, 2009

double o mitchell

Term used by the union to describe climbing on top of mitchell school

The Union got bored, so they went double o mitchell

by little cactus November 10, 2003

Double tapped my dick three times on her ass

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.

bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.

by dubble tap February 18, 2018

Double Dip Mama Bird

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without warning. He then sucks the jizz out of her, and drops it into her mouth.

Often abbreviate as DDMB

Ryan: Hey Bryan guess what I did to my sister last night
Bryan: Wait... You didn't...
Ryan: Yes I did. I hit her with the Double Dip Mama Bird.
Bryan: No way! You're the coolest dad ever!

by Issa Knife Issa Issa Knife March 24, 2020

double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.

B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"

by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009