When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.
by killerbee4747 March 07, 2016
Doom Loop Delay (or DLD for short) is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show over and over again) has been so entrenched in their Doom Loop, that they have become out of touch with current affairs & TV shows. Shows they haven't seen seem like they were released yesterday, although most non loopers have probably seen them already. There are varying degrees of DLD, from mild to severe.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Hey friend, have you seen "Making a Murderer"? Its this CRAZY TV documentary show!
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...
Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...
Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020
Bob: Hey Johnson, did you complete the graph from yesterday?
Johnson: Sorry Bob, I delayeded it. You should’ve asked me 4 hrs earlier.
Johnson: Sorry Bob, I delayeded it. You should’ve asked me 4 hrs earlier.
by GWordIsBond June 16, 2022
Delayeded meaning to over delay. Double do your over late time. Basically, you’re more than late. Unacceptable fault.
Bob: Johnson, where’s the report?
Johnson: Sorry, Bob, I got Delayeded with the previous 10 assignments you gave me.
Johnson: Sorry, Bob, I got Delayeded with the previous 10 assignments you gave me.
by GWordIsBond June 16, 2022
SWF or Southwest florida BETA is basically a roblox game that hasn't been updated for over 3 months and people gone crazy about it
random 1: where is update swf didn't update for too long is it Delayed?
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it
by Sello1 April 23, 2022
Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.
"Yo bro, your girl is kinda ugly" ... "Nah, man you just needa wait a little, she got that delayed rizz"
by Azamael February 22, 2023