Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.
Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.
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Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.
What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.
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Darwin

A tall guy that spits in your face. Was said that the government created covid just to put a mask on his face.
shut up, Darwin!
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Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.
Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
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Darwin

A boy who’s most likely very tall, probably good at coding, kind of a narcissist, and very funny.
Many Darwin’s have anger issues they refuse to acknowledge and end up taking it out on others.

Best type of guy to occasionally talk to in class, probably nothing more.
Hey look its Darwin!”
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Darwin

He may be a walking troll but hes the most amazing entertaining friend to play games with and talk to.
Person1:Hey yk Darwin right?
Person2: Yea that dude whos always trolling people.
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darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.
Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.
by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016
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