how dare you

when someone dares
*Lemongrab wakes up*
Lemongrab: good morning, how dare you.
by Smartass2 September 30, 2018
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Dare Luck

When you do something dangerous and/or stupid and might get hurt or die, but everything turns out awesome.
" I can't believe he survived ", "he's got that Dare Luck".
by Therealmoonman June 03, 2023
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Pizza Dare

When you order a pizza for delivery (or any takeaway) and the woman opens the door naked or in underwear.

Sometimes this can lead to more like groping as a tip or even oral or sex.
She wanted to try the pizza dare so took off her clothes and ordered a pizza to answer the door to the driver wearing nothing.
by jbadman October 01, 2023
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I wouldn't dare

What would I not dare to do? To whom SPECIFICALLY are you talking? It isn't ME! Because there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to punish you for taking what's mine. WHAT WOULD I DARE NOT DO TO A FUCKING CHARITY CASE? 80,000 a month for inferiority to me.
Hym "I wouldn't dare? What would I not dare? Create a situation where so-and-sos would be radically disincentivized from DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO? Like I did? Would YOU dare to do that? Is that something YOU would dare to do? That thing I said? Because that sounded like a threat. I'm not negotiating with you (or anyone for that matter). I'm not even COMMANDING ANYONE. I'm telling you the future. I'm like a seer. I'm holding a million threads and no matter which one I cut, the outcome is the same."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Don’t you dare

I’m warning you... If you do that, you’ll pay for it
“Don’t you dare eat the sandwich I left in the fridge!”
by what’sapseudonym October 19, 2020
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daring danny x

A hot sexy guapo that eats chicken mcnuggets at 3 am
by ChiChiFree February 14, 2018
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Oliver Dare

His hair is the cause of Global Warming, they are estimated a 2000 Degrees Celsius, Fattest Ranga dog cunt to ever live
He's an Oliver Dare
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