Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.
“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion
by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017
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Ring cushion

Giving a girl a ring to get in her pants but never having the intention to marry her.
Hey that chick I met last night would be a perfect candidate for a good old ring cushion.
by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020
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Gutter Cushion

1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).

2)A variation of gutter whore
Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.
by Mr. December January 29, 2008
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Ass Cushion

A pillow normally used to sleep on that is used under ones behind to make sitting more comfortable.
Why is my pillow being used as an Ass Cushion?
by Ms. Wrong Generation August 03, 2010
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butt-cushion

its literally just a chair did you have to look this up?
dave: hey can you pass me a butt-cushion?
chair flies across the room.
by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021
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butt-cushion

"hey can yuou pass me a butt-cushion?"
chair flies across the room
by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021
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CUSHION LEAN

The almost imperceptible tilting of the upper body caused by lifting a butt cheek off the cushioned seat of a restaurant booth in order to discreetly pass gas.
Todd: Eww, damn bro! Did you just fart?!
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.
by OneStarGator August 20, 2017
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