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The Crusades

Basically…The 2022 Oscars if Chris Rock were the Islamic Nations and Will Smith were the Christians. Under the ruling of the Roman Church, followers sought out to take back the Holy Land from Islamic nations that ruled over it. Over time, these battles turned into anti-Islamic aggressions and ruthless animosity that resulted in over 1.7 million deaths (equivalent to 34 million people in modern times)
The Roman Catholic Church intended to use The Crusades to regain control of the Holy Land, however, it indirectly highlighted bigotry towards anti-Islamic values
by Religion and Cults Inc. April 11, 2022
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Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts
Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019
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Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.
I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
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Stardust Crusader

a person who participated in any of the military expeditions undertaken by JOJO powers in the 21st century to win the Watchtime from the non-Jojo fans. This is religion as the Crusaders knew it: a battle to the death to make people watch jojo.
Person1 : wow jack is such as stardust crusader
Person2: ikr! he made 3 people watch jojo, he is going to heaven for sure.
by UrMomfaggot January 7, 2022
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Crusader Vagina

It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes
"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"
by Potato Astronaut March 30, 2022
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Crusader Kings 2

Addictive as hell PC video game about some random people from the medieval era
Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help
by IntergalactalEnergy May 22, 2023
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mud crusader

Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.
There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.
by jbbhammer June 5, 2016
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