cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.
by Greg the shellback November 15, 2023
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Cruisers Almanac

A Unique Travel site which deals in Travel, Planning, Cultural tips and Experience. Destination and Travel Safety Information. Designed to inspire your travel by stimulating curiosity and answering your questions.
Cruisers Almanac is the most informative Travel Site on the internet.
by Cruisers Almanac December 12, 2018
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doodoo cruiser

A car that is a piece of shit.
Here comes Fred Sanford in his doodoo cruiser...
by GeneralDD214 November 01, 2011
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Cruiser

Is a gay person who likes people like Christian and cameron
Cruiser is fucking ugly
by Himomandadad February 05, 2019
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Cruiser

A person, an actor/actress, whom insists doing their own stunts.
You know how Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts? Yeah Jason Statham is a Cruiser as well!
by Dill_funk October 03, 2019
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Cruiser

A person who is non-self motivated, lazy, never taking responsibility and expecting to be kept up or supported by someone else. An individual 'who relies on another for basic necessities, who expects others to provides their needs and wants. One who doesn't "bring anything to the table", but expects to reap the same benefits as contributing persons.
Person A. Did you see dude just walk in the door and sit down at the table and start eating?

Person B. Yeah, he's sposed to be a friend, but just takes advantage of everyone's good graces like that. A real cruiser.
by Grailpolisher July 08, 2022
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Predatory Cruiser

A person that drives a round looking to pick up a person to fulfil his next thrill..weather it be drugs, alcohol, sexual , ..unfortunately it can also lead to worse situations kiddnapping ,torture, murder.
Friend: When i was walking to your house , a srranger pulled up and asked if i needed a ride.
Me: Good thing you didnt that was a predatory cruiser.
by Hypnotikeyez December 12, 2018
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